Weirdos

I'm watching. The more I write, the more words Google has to search on the blog and that means more random searches bring people here. I use Statcounter and can see what people are searching for. I'm endlessly amused by the bizarre and often inexplicable things people are looking to find.

A few examples of Keywords, Search Words or Queries that people have entered to reach my site:

• picture of monkeys in diapers
• milking a rat
• pooping at festivals
• snakes on a roller coaster
• slap the monkey on the butt
• cupcakes guayaquil ecuador (ok this one makes sense)
• monkeys throw poop zoologist
• what was in the box in Indiana Jones 4 (i'm guessing a poop flinging monkey with a cupcake?)
• red sox taco
• kicking a rabbit
• hovercraft tours of the everglades
• Larry Kritcher (Larry....who's looking for you?)
• Florida 2000 ballot boxes thrown away everglades
• cucaracha island florida

Maybe I'm just bored now that the election is over. Maybe I'm just easily amused. Clearly I write too much about poop, monkeys, cupcakes and Larry Kritcher.

Yes We Can (Have Ice Cream)

My niece had the chance to vote today on which dessert the class would have and the winner was ice cream. There was doubt for a while if sugar cookies would win but in the end I think the right decision was made. I'm entirely proud and enormously excited about the ice cream and obviously very tired after watching all of the dessert poll numbers. I think I had a sugar rush at one point and saw a holographic hallucination of Wolf Blitzer sprinkling red and blue toppings on the ice cream.

I need sleep. Tell me what you think of Tuesday night.