There was serious concern today that I ran over the Wicked Witch of Key West while out on tour in the Everglades. Friend and fellow guide Dwayne of the East reminds all wicked witches that you don't mess with safari guides. The witches well-tanned toes must have shriveled up and disappeared before we noticed her thong-sandal under the wheel of my van.
I'm glad you clarified that it was a thong SANDAL!
ReplyDeleteWell - she was from Key West so....
ReplyDeleteThat's a pretty dainty sandal. You sure it was the wicked witch?
ReplyDeleteWell - she was from Key west so....
ReplyDeleteIf the thong was synthetic, that's alright. It may be the Wicked Witch.
ReplyDeleteIf it was tin, then that is the "Tin Man" and that is my uncle. THAT'S BAD!!!
aaarrrRRRR!! YO HO HO
Trivia: Did you know a stage hand committed suicide by hanging himself in the movie during the scene as Dorothy & crew skipped down the yellow brick road? It's still in the movie and can be seen in the top left corner with him swinging across with the rope around his neck.
Someone needs to take the Pirate's rum from him.
ReplyDeleteNo offense to the FLPirate, but being a "Wizard of Oz" fan, I must clarify that that trivia is false. It is a widely spread urban myth. Check out Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/movies/films/ozsuicide.asp
ReplyDeleteThat's fantastic - There's video at the link and you can see the Emu that was thought to be a person. Funny.
ReplyDeleteSee now THATs entertainment! But seriously, why did you throw your flip flop under the van...dude I know that's yours!
ReplyDeleteCyberrunt